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Sucks Crop Top
$34.98
This isn’t a cute little tee for taking mirror selfies — this is a crop top with weaponized confidence. Bold across the front:
“THE WORLD SUCKS — I SUCK BETTER”
A declaration, a threat, and a conversation ender all in one.
Built for girls who don’t flinch, don’t apologize, and definitely don’t ask permission. Wear it on a ride, to a bar, in somebody’s garage, or to a social event just to make it uncomfortable.
For women who:
Weaponize charm and chaos equally
Know they’re trouble and clock in anyway
Don’t need pickup lines — they are the pickup line
Laugh, then ruin lives
Lightweight, cropped, and designed to show just enough skin to be legally concerning.
Dirty Hillbilly Supply Co. — Cute but will fight you.